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Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town

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especially for you, Daria, right?

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Did we move?

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I'm just saying you don't make friends as easily as... uh, some people.

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Quinn, for instance?

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That's not what I meant... necessarily.

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The point is, the first day at a new school is bound to be difficult...

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Speak up, Dad!
Can't hear you!

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Uh, where was I?
Oh, yeah...

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Don't get upset if it takes the other kids a little while to warm up to you.

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Hi! You're cool.
What's your name?

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Quinn Morgendorffer.

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Cool name.

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Will you go out with me?

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I'll try to help her through this difficult period of adjustment.

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That's my girl!
Wait a minute...

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See you, Dad.

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As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great pride in their school.

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That's why you'll each be taking a small psychological exam

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to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High.

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S.O.S., girl overboard.

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Nobody told me about any test!

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Don't worry. It's a psychological test.

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You're automatically exempt.

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Oh. All right.

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Now, Quinn...
what do you see here?

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It's a picture of two people talking.

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That's right. Can you make up a little story about what it is they're discussing?

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I'm not even supposed to be taking this test. I'm exempt.

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You won't be graded.

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Oh. Okay, then. Let's see...

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they've been going out for awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out,

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and she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular,

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and besides, nobody ever said they were going steady,

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and if he does want to go steady he's got to do a lot better than

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movie, burger, back seat, movie, burger, back seat,

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because there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace nice!

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Very good, Quinn! Now, Dora, let's see if you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's.

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It's Daria.

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I'm sorry... Daria.
What do you see in the picture, Dara?

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Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

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Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two people.

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Last time I took one of these tests, they told me they were clouds.

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They said they could be whatever I wanted.

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That's a different test, dear.

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In this test, they're people, and you tell me what they're discussing.

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Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing...

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a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

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Class, we have a new student joining us today.

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Please welcome Daria Morgendorffer.

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Daria, raise your hand, please.

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Well, Daria! As long as you have your hand raised...

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Last week we began a unit on westward expansion.

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Perhaps you feel it's unfair to be asked a question on your first day of class.

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Excuse me?

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Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Mainfest Destiny?

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Mainfest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s.

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It was used by people who claimed it was God's will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

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These people did not include many Mexicans.

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Very good, Daria. Almost... suspiciously good.

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All right, class. Who can tell me which war Mainfest Destiny was used to justify?

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Kevin! How about you?

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The Vietnam War?

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That came a little later, Kevin... a hundred years later.

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A lot of good men died in that conflict, Kevin.

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I believe we owe it to them to at least get the century right!

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Uh... Operation Watergate?

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Son, promise me you'll come back and see me some day

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when you've got the Heisman trophy and a chain of auto dealerships,

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and I'm saving up for a second pair of pants!

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Will you promise me that, Kevin?

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Sure!

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Can I come, too? I mean, if Kevin and I are still together.

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We will be, babe. We will be.

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Ahh... Brittany.

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Can you guess which war we fought against the Mexicans over Mainfest Destiny?

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Mmm... no.

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Please try, Brittany.

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Uh... the Viet Cong war?

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Either someone gives me the answer, or I give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow.

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I want a volunteer with the answer. Now!

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Daria, stop showing off!

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Then they asked me to join the pep squad.

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They said I didn't have to try out, but I said, "Look, I'm new here.

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Give me a chance to get used to the place first. "

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So, for now, I'm vice president of the Fashion Club, and that's it.

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Sounds like a well-thought out decision, honey.

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As long as you can join pep squad later if you want to, it's your choice.

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Never know how much we can handle till we try, though.

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What about you, Daria? How was your first day?

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Well, my history teacher hates me because I know all the answers,

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but there are some interesting idiots in my class.

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That's great!

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Jake!

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I mean...

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Daria, your father's trying to tell you not to judge people until you know them.

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You're in a brand-new school in a brand-new town.

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You don't want it to be Highland all over again.

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Not much chance of that happening...

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unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too.

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I'm talking about you making a friend or two.

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Don't be so critical. Give people the benefit of the doubt.

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It all boils down to trust.

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Exactly. It all boils down to trust. Show a little trust.

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Mom... Dad... you're right. Can I borrow either car?

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No.

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God, I hope that's not the booster society again.

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Hello? Yes. Uh, yes, she's my daughter. I see.

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Listen, will this require any parent-teacher conferences or anything,

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and if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?

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Okay, great. Bye!

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You girls took a psychological test at school today?

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They said we wouldn't be graded!

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Daria, they want you to take a special class for a few weeks, then they'll test you again.

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You flunked the test?!

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She didn't flunk anything. It seems she has low self-esteem.

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What?! That really stinks, Daria!

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Easy, Jake. Focus.

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We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just... don't... get it!

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What's wrong with you?!

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Is she going to have, like, a breakdown or something?

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'Cause that could really mess me up with my new friends.

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Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.

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I'll say!

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I have low esteem for everyone else.

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Esteem... a teen. They don't really rhyme, do they? The sounds don't quite mesh.

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And that, in fact, is often the case when it comes to a teen and esteem.

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The two just don't seem to go together. But we are here to begin realizing your actuality...

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...and when we do, each and every one of you will be able to stand proudly and proclaim, "I am. "

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Now, before we...

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Excuse me. I have a question.

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Sorry, question and answer time is later.

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I want to know what "realizing your actuality" means.

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It means... look, just let me get through this part, okay?

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Then there'll be a video! Now, before we can unlock your potential...

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He doesn't know what it means. He's got the speech memorized.

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Just enjoy the nice man's soothing voice.

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How am I supposed to follow him if I don't know what he's talking about?

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I can fill you in later. I've taken this course six times.

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So, then, after the role-playing, next class they put the girls and the guys in separate rooms

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and a female counselor talks to us about body image.

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What do they talk to the boys about?

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A classroom full of guys and a male teacher?

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Nocturnal emissions.

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I don't get it, Jane. You've got the entire course memorized.

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How come you can't pass the test to get out?

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I could pass the test, but I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.

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Hi, honey.

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Mom? You feeling all right? It's not even 5:00 yet.

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I'm taking the rest of the day off to work with you on your self-esteem.

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Mom, I'm in the care of experts. Any meddling by an amateur could be dangerous.

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I don't pretend I'm going to cure you,

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but if a lack of mother-daughter bonding is part of your problem,

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we're going to remedy that right now.

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We're going out to do something you want to do.

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What do you think of this one?

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It stands proudly and proclaims "I am. "

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Really?

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So... like, what do you like to do after school?

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Oh, nothing special. Go to the movies... or, like, a theme park...

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or out for a really fancy meal now and then...

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or maybe go to a concert, if, like, I know somebody's got good seats and is renting a limo and stuff.

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You hear that? He hasn't got a prayer.

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Tell me about it. That's my sister.

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Oh. Bummer.

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So, you've got any brothers or sisters?

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I'm an only child.

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So, what are we talking about when we talk about ourselves? Anyone? Yes.

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We're... talking about us!

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Excellent! When we talk about "ourselves" we're talking about "us. "

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Now, guys, I've got a little challenge for you.

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Today we talked about turning your daydreams into reality.

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Tonight, I want each one of you to go home and do just that.

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What do you say? Um... you. What's a daydream that you'd like to see come true?

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Well, I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together.

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Excellent!

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Something that'll really make them suffer.

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Well it's healthy to air these feelings... I think.

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We'll talk more about this tomorrow. Class dismissed.

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Nice one.

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Thanks.

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How's the old self-esteem coming, kiddo?

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My self-esteem teacher says that being addressed all my life with childish epithets like "kiddo"

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is probably a key source of my problem.

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Really?

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No.

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Isn't she great? She's the greatest.

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She sure is. But what does your self-esteem teacher say?

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He says I should think back to circumstances

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that brought me happiness as a child and replicate them...

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but I suppose Quinn's here to stay.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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You ought to know. You're the only child.

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How would you like to have a sister with a... a "thing"!

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Come on, Daria, finish what you were saying.

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I thought, why don't we go to Pizza Forest for dinner like we did when we were kids?

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The place with the singers?!

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Boy, do I miss those songs.

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Row, row, row your boat.

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Show's on.

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And now, back to Sick, Sad World.

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This is just astounding! Here you are, blind, deaf, and barely able to walk,

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yet you conducted simultaneous affairs with three members of the Royal Family!

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The question on all of America's mind is: how did you do it?

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What?

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She doesn't get it. It's the Royal Family. You'd have to be blind.

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Good point.

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U.F.O. conventions, once sneered at as the domain of so-called "kooks," have become big,

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big business, drawing hundreds of thousands of people each year,

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people as sane and rational as you and I, who come simply to satisfy a normal curiosity.

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Hi! I'm Artie.

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Artie, hello. Tell me, what brought you here, Artie.

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It was a cone-shaped craft about 15 feet long, with an air speed of, oh, I'd estimate mach 12.

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They kidnapped and stripped me, examined me briefly, returned my clothes, and dropped me here.

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I... see.

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They pressed my pants. Did a nice job.

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You know all the answers to the questions on the release test, right?

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I've got them in my notebook.

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Well, why don't we just take the test tomorrow and get out of the class once and for all?

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How would I spend my afternoons?

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U.F.O. conventions.

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Now you're talking.

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And so, for tomorrow, I want you to make a list of ten ways

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the world would be a sadder place if you weren't in it.

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Oh, Mr. O'Neill, Mr. O'Neill?!

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Yes, um... you.

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Is that if we'd never been born, or if we died suddenly and unexpectedly?

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Never been born.
See you all tomorrow!

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Hi! Did you need clarification on something we covered today?

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We feel really good about ourselves.

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We want to take the graduation test.

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Well! I'm glad your self-image meter is on the uptick!

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But there's still three more weeks of class left.

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This first week has been a real eye-opener.

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It must be the way you teach.

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Oh, well... thank you very much. You know, you look familiar somehow...

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So can we take the test?

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Well, it's not the way we usually do it, but... I guess so.

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Okay, question one: "Self-esteem is important because... "

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It's a quality that will stand us in good stead the rest of our lives.

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Very good. Now, "The next time I start to feel bad about myself... "

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Stand before the mirror, look myself in the eye and say, "You are special. No one else is like you. "

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You two really have been paying attention! Okay, "There's no such thing... "

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As the right weight.

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Or the right height.

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There's only what's right for me.

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Because me is who I am.

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I don't think we have to go any farther. I am really pleased!

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I think the whole school needs to hear about this at assembly!

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And once again, the bake sale was a tremendous success.

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We raised more than $400, which was subsequently stolen from the office,

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but I am confident we will get that money back.

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In a related note, the school nurse will be visiting homerooms tomorrow to collect DNA samples.

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Now, Mr. O'Neill has exciting news about our after-school self-esteem class.

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This is really going to help me gradually ease into student life.

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Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta.

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Thank you. You know, self-esteem is a little like your car's brake fluid.

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You may not even know you're low on it until, one day, you go to shift gears and nothing happens.

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That's transmission fluid!

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That's... what I said. Anyway, I'd like you to meet two students

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who have completed our self-esteem course faster than anyone ever before!

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Please join me in congratulations as I present these certificates of self-esteem to...

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Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane.

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Oh, what the hell.

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I just want to say how proud I am today.

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Knowing that I have self-esteem gives me even more self-esteem.

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On the other hand, having all of you know that I had low self-esteem makes me feel...

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kind of bad... like a big failure or something.

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I, uh, I want to go home.

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Daria, wait!

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No one can battle a terrible problem like low self-esteem on their own. It takes good coaching...

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Who cares about these losers?

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Hey, beats algebra, though, doesn't it?

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Did you hear what I said, Quinn?

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I said, like, who cares how bad this is... it's still better than algebra!

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That's good, Corey.

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Funny. That's funny, Corey.

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...realize my actuality. Winning the fight against low self-esteem takes support...

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from teachers, from friends, and most of all, from family.

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Is that loser still talking?

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And so, the one person I'd like to thank more than any other is my very own sister,

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Quinn Morgendorffer. My sister Quinn has forgotten more about self-esteem than I'll ever know.

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Are you out there, sis? Stand up and let me thank you.

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That, like, brain is your sister?!

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Are you a brain, too?

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So then, she gets up in front of the whole school and makes a big deal about thanking me!

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That's really sweet, Daria.

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Good for you, honey!

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Ooooh! I'll have to lock myself in my room until I die!

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I'll never talk to anyone for the rest of my life!

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That's for me. Hello? Matthew?!

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What was she upset about, exactly?

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She felt I should have thanked you and Mom as well.

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No, we should thank you for being such a great kid.

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Graduating from self-esteem school three weeks early is quite an achievement.

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Maybe we should all go out and celebrate.

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Oh, I'd love to, Daria, but...

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Yeah. Take a rain check, though.

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I don't know. My self-esteem feels like it's starting to slip.

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Let's go get our picture taken with the cardboard alien.

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Uh... sure, honey. Whatever you want.

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Quinn?

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I'll wait here... or in the ladies' room.. or maybe out in the parking lot.

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Okay. We'll be right back.

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Hi! I'm Artie. You're cool.

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Mom! Dad! You guys, wait up!

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Transcript by Glenn Eichler
www. outpost-daria. com

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Synchro by Fifiririloulou
www. forom. com

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R�ponses au blindtest:

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in the car
Dishwalla - Charlie Brown's Parents

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arriving at school
3 Doors Down - Kryptonite

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Daria walks into school
Tracy Bonham - Sharks Can't Sleep

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Daria takes psychological test
Nerf Herder - Van Halen

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after history class
Fiona Apple - Shadowboxer

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Daria and Jane walking home
The Offspring - I Choose

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The Mavericks - Blue Moon

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music on stereo before "Sick, Sad World"
NY Loose - Spit

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closing credits
Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck